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A blonde, wanting to earn some
money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing
a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and
asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my
porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her
that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his
pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a
Ferrari."
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