A man was trimming his bushes. His
neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's
empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to
see that it's still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a
problem?"
The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps
on telling me 'I've got mail'!"
