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Yo mama's so stupid that under
"Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said
Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she
put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing
rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an
envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't
seen the bitch since.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she
went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to
blow her nose.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a
flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get
change.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact
she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at
home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of
water in the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I
gave her two guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't
find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help
his unemployment.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away
all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got
mugged.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco
Bell commercial.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up. |
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