Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the
window and the police fined her for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it
out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the
fuck?!?!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama's so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still
wouldn't play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep
breaking.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the
dream team.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her
with a slingshot.
Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I
pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by
a train.
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for
Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face
stopped the clock!
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a
paycheck.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back
shaking it's head.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to
animals.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors
chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four
big toes.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table
and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the
surveillance cameras.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted
windows.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her
face, and said "Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said
"Twins."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her
parents.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury
her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey
Yogi!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape"
and they yelled "NO!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her
to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every
time.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to
kiss her good-bye.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather
kiss her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster
cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog.
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